In the Lighter Vein 1

WIDOW MAKER LESION
I cath a patient with chest pain today as an emergency. The patient asked:  “What did you find, doc?” I said ” I found a narrowing in the big artery that goes to the front of your heart”. 
He said: “You mean the widow maker lesion” 
I said: “No Sir, it used to be called the widow maker lesion. 
Now it called the New Husband Maker Lesion” 
It made him laugh.

SICK SINUS SYNDROME:
Today a elderly cardiac patient asked me if the metoprolol he is taking will affect his sick sinus syndrome. I was a bit surprised. I said it certainly can do that and slow the heart rate. He said ” Doc, then I should not be on it!” “But” I said. “How do you know you have sick sinus syndrome?” He remarked:  ” I have had sinuses for a long time and I read on the internet that metaprolol should not be taken if you have sick sinuses” 
(Amin H. Karim MD)

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Author: Amin H. Karim MD

Graduate of Dow Medical College Class of 1977.

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